Yes.

We are the Subscription Ninja-Elf. (We're not sure how many of us there is, hence the mixed singular/plural.) We reward deserving Deviants who don't have them with Subscriptions!

Do not ask us for a Subscription. If you ask, you absolutely, positively WILL NOT GET ONE from us. Not only is that rude and greedy, but we are bound by the laws of the Universe not to give them unless they are not asked for. If you use a sockpuppet to ask for a subscription for another of your accounts, hideous things will happen to you. We will not do them. They will just happen. It's another one of those Universe things and we won't pretend to understand it.

You may suggest deserving Deviants for our consideration. We may or may not consider them and we may or may not give Subscriptions to Deviants after we consider them. We are very mysterious that way.

Ho-ha! We vanish!